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Saturday, January 23, 2010

The annoyng orange

А few days ago my students told me about very popular videos on youtube. Five hillarious clips about the annoying orrange. Watching them I laughed like billy :) I guess the secret is in play on words (pumpkin - plumpkin; ketchup - catch up, etc)
You know it's about words that sound alike, but are spelled differently, and mean different things. For example, 'Seven days without laughter makes one weak'.
Actually word play means different literary techniques such as homographic and homophonic pans, palindromes, oxymorons, anagrams, etc.
Sorry, got off a subject - The Annoying Orange! Seeing once is better than hearing twice,
have fun

Some jokes alike
  • Why did the blond stare at the frozen orange juice can? Because it said "concentrate!"
  • I got hit with a can of soda! Good thing it was a soft drink!!! Get it?! SOFT drink?!
  • A woman tells a mushroom she doesn't date food. The mushroom says "Why? I'm a fungi!" Get it?! Fun guy?! You're not laughing.
  • What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts!
  • Why don't vampires eat meat? Because they stay away from stakes! GET IT?! STAKES..STEAKS!!!
  • Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted! GET IT?! A-SALT-ED?!
  • The Energizer Bunny was just arrested!!! He was charged with battery! Get it?! Charged with battery?!
  • Two bears were eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny?" Get it?! Funny?! He's a clown!!!
  • A knife decided to wear a suit. He looked really sharp! Get it?! SHARP?! GET IT?! Knives are sharp!!!
  • What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and an apple? A pineapple! GET IT?! PINE-APPLE?!

1 comment:

  1. One more:)
    HEY! Did you hear about the woman who turned into a deer when the moon was full? She was a real weredoe. HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Were-doe?!